{"product_id":"thecolossus5lbcookie","title":"\"The Colossus\" - 5lb Cookie","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWarning: this is not a casual gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFive pounds. Zero apologies. The Colossus exists for the moments when a normal gift would be an insult — the big deal closed, the retirement celebrated, the thank-you that actually means something. It's oversized by design, outrageous by nature, and guaranteed to be the most talked-about thing in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eT-Rex Cookie doesn't do small. Never has.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"T-Rex Cookie Company","offers":[{"title":"Sea Salt Caramel Chocolate Chip","offer_id":47381519368449,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Chocolate Chip","offer_id":47381519401217,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Caramel Cookies and Cream","offer_id":47381519433985,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Chocolate Chocolate Chip","offer_id":47381519466753,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/1452\/9281\/files\/5lbSSCC.jpg?v=1771441707","url":"https:\/\/trexcookie.com\/products\/thecolossus5lbcookie","provider":"T-Rex Cookie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}